Tell it to the cleaning lady on Monday.

rioliv:

“He’s like a brother and I love him … We understand each other, even if we look at each other in silence. He sweats a lot and I’m like a mother worried he’ll get sick so I wipe his sweat with a towel I carry around on set. He also eats a lot and usually they close the food area during certain times of the day and sometimes I have my leftovers and I give it to him. I have his back like he has mine. I just wish he was shorter.”-

Jensen Ackles on Jared Padalecki

(via peter-pot)

a-fan-of-fandoms:

So today at school this one girl was complimenting my outfit and she said “you rock it” but i thought she said “you rocket” so i said “no i space shuttle” and she was confused and i was confused and i havent been able to look her in the eye all day

(via marythezombie)

  • Me: *watching 'beauty and the beast'*
  • Tv: "NOOOO OOOOONE'S SLICK AS GASTON -"
  • My 20-year-old bro: *opens my door quickly* "NO ONE'S QUICK AS GASTON - NO ONE'S NECK'S AS INCREDIBLY THICK AS GASTON'S - FOR THERE'S NO MAN IN TOWN HALF AS MANLY - PERFECT A PURE PARAGON!" *closes the door*