daverdad: a documentary based on the life of that guy who cleans up porn sets
dan-will-make-you-howell: do you ever stop and realise that there are people out there who have full time jobs working at club penguin
durnesque-esque: oodlyenough: passion: how to have a flat stomach remove all of your organs Step 2. Moisturize.
someone: what are your plans for the weekend
me: who knows
me: (i know)
me: (i'm not leaving the house)
circletines: my milkshake brings mostly ants to the yard
beyoncebeytwice: magicconchshell: wikihow is the most useless website ive ever seen in my life
the-animation-alchemist: Oh, so you think you’re funny? Well guess what! BUBBY AIN’T LAUGHIN’!
when you actually do your homework but leave it at home
illegolas: why is a girl smoking considered soft grunge why is anything considered soft grunge what is soft grunge
deodrant: i dont understand how some fries can be longer than the average potato
tennants-companion: so I was forced to go to church and all these babies were screaming and I said “we wouldn’t be having this problem if the church supported abortion” and the guy next to me almost had a heart attack
zubat: Did you hear about the paperboy who was caught masturbating at work? It’s………. all over the news
penguinize: if i ever get a pitbull i’ll name it mr. worldwide
sinidentidades: People starving when tons of unsold food is thrown away globally because people couldn’t afford to purchase the food, that’s violence. People dying and going bankrupt to pay for their healthcare, that’s violence. People being evicted from their homes when there are more houses than there are houseless people, that’s violence.